My School's Security Guard

Ok, so this prick is hated throughout the student body. If you, for example, go out to smoke a cigarette, and don't take your Student ID with you, he'll refuse to let you back in the school, even though you just walked by him less than 2 minutes ago. He will also question as to whether or not you're even a student.

Now, I have two student IDs because I thought I had lost my original at one point. So the other night, without realizing it, I grabbed my old ID out of my bag before I went to smoke a cigarette. When I came back in, I scanned my ID. This PIECE OF SHIT stopped me, said I'm not allowed entry, and asked if I was even a student. My response? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE WALKING INTO THE FUCKING ART INSTITUTE OF PHILADELPHIA AT 8:30 AT NIGHT IF I WASN'T A STUDENT? And I walked right by him. Lazy fuck didn't even get up. This asshole is a complete waste of an hourly rate.

I really hope before I graduate I have a chance to kick this jerk off in the balls.